I've been a journalist and an award-winning music radio producer. I worked for about five minutes in PR.
But I write now, which is just as well, because I love writing. It's my dream job.
It's nice to see you here, thanks for coming, but you can also find me on social media.
I'm on Facebook. If you like Two O'Clock Boy, if you're interested in keeping up to date with news, events and giveaways - everything Drake and Crowley, basically - then head to my author page and, you know, 'like' the page.
Or if Twitter's your thing then you can find me there, too. I tweet about all sorts: writing, books, movies, games, custard, otters, all the stuff you like. So give me a follow.
Alternatively, you can laugh at my terrible photos on Instagram.
But wait, before you do any of that, make sure you buy my book.
Two O'Clock Boy is out now as an ebook -- from Amazon, Kobo, iBooks, all the usual places -- and you can pre-order the paperback, which is available on April 6, 2017.